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titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

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I CAN HEAR HER

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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timidkoala:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

IT’S STARTING

timidkoala:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

IT’S STARTING

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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Tittyfucking, light bondage, cosplay sex?
~ Anonymous

B) B) B(

Day two of dogsitting in a house with no food or wifi.
I really want a nice bowl of pasta. Or bangers and mash.
I am also so bored I could probably try to amputate my toe for a bit of entertainment.

afixwithsontarans:

scottish accents are so important