An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!
I CAN HEAR HER
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
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Day two of dogsitting in a house with no food or wifi.
I really want a nice bowl of pasta. Or bangers and mash.
I am also so bored I could probably try to amputate my toe for a bit of entertainment.
scottish accents are so important